A Vital 5 Production Exhibited at Priceless Works Gallery

On Friday, August 5th, 2005, Priceless Works Gallery, in association with Vital 5 Productions is proud to present God’s First Solo Exhibition. On display will be a retrospective of selected works from God’s great arsenal of creative power and talented history. Drawing from billions of years of work, we have worked very closely with God to present a tailored view of Gods art, covering a stunning collection of surrealism, deconstructionism, cubism, dada, pop and minimalism.

God, creator of the universe, felt the time was right to claim a stake in the art world, and set forth a campaign to procure a comprehensive retrospective. Much to Gods dismay, most of the museums and galleries God approached turned the “Divine Master of The Universe” down, be it for lack of exhibition space, unprofessional slides, an unproven track record, or incomplete contact information. Many of the museums and galleries God approached thought it was a prank and wouldn’t even take a meeting. In the midst of a major remodel, The Seattle Art Museum felt that a God retrospective was outside their resource. The Henry questioned God’s role in contemporary art and The Frye was booked through 2007. The Howard House recommended Roq La Rue, but Roq La Rue found it too “high brow.” So down the list God went, looking for a curator and a space to exhibit a modest selection of sculpture, paintings, performance and situationist based art.

Vital 5 Productions feels honored to host Gods First Solo Exhibit, even in the relatively cramped gallery space of Ragan Peck’s Priceless Works Gallery. For one summer night, we will host the selected works of God, providing a compelling glimpse of God as artist and Gods prolific contributions to the art world. Simply put, God crushes the competition. God’s range of talents, mediums and creative contribution to the world remains unparalleled to any mortal human. If you thought Botticelli, Picasso, Rodin, or Ryden were talented- think again- we are talking about the creator of such masterworks as The Rainbow and Koala Bears.

We regret not being able to exhibit the entire work of this divine master, but we simply just don’t have the space. With what space we do have, God’s First Solo Exhibition pulses with life and color, convincing the deepest skeptic that God truly is the all time greatest artist. The price of admission is one dollar.